Monday, December 28, 2009

Sick and Sex don't mix.

*ring* (or I mean cluck, cluck, cluck)
Hi Honey.
Good morning.
How are you?
I'm horny.
*chuckles*(from him)
It's not funny.
I know, it's just the way you said it.
I've been sneezing all morning.

And so on...

Anyways, hubby's been doing the cold thing since Christmas Eve. We try to not have sex and spread around the germs when one is sick. This time we didn't stand by our keep your distance rules. One random act of kindness satisfied us both. The other act of kindness was just helping a brother out. That's all good, and I am a giver, but this girl has been horny ever since the last episode. His sick was overwhelming him last night so, no nooky for Laroo.
I just felt like a crazy woman this morning and just knew I'd be uptight all day. Especially when he chuckled at me and didn't give me anything to look forward to later. So girlfriend got busy in the shower. I pulled out the arsenal, vibrator, nipple clamps and the ever so trusty fingers.
I feel so much better and can now go on with my day with less stress and a happy pussy.


Bigger said...

Wow. Hope your hubby gets well soon. Thats about all I have to say about that. :)

Bob said...

There are times when it's necessary to take things into your own hands. Yup. Own hands.

Bob makes service calls.


Gray said...

Hahah I have had those days!!

La Roo said...

Bigger, so do I.

Bob, Sound like you talk from a lot of experience. ;)
How much do you charge for your services?

Gray, It makes me happy to know that. :)

Bob said...

For you sweetheart, nothing. And yes, Bob has more experience than he'd like to admit.


Sequoia Redd said...

EMERGENC-C !!! best remedy is to boost your immune system, not restrict yourself! tsk tsk... ;-)

La Roo said...

Bob, You're funny.

Sequoia, Thanks for putting me in check, it is good for me and my well being.

C said...

a goils gotta do whatta goils gotta do, laroo!