Showing posts with label period. Show all posts
Showing posts with label period. Show all posts

Thursday, June 9, 2011

Aunt Flow is visiting.




Damn her.
I'm horny as hell and here I sit finding tampon art....wooohooo! Life doesn't seem fair sometimes!
This made me smile so I'm posting it. Why? because I'm weird.

Does the bottom picture with the stitched kotex pad have a portrait of Daphne from Scooby Doo? Totally looks like it to me.

Friday, March 26, 2010

Well protected

I think I've written of this type of thing before, but in a different manner.

Years back I had completely lost my sex drive. I had told different doctors of my misfortune with all of them chaulking it up to my Muscular Dystophy. Some did change the type of pill and dosage, but nothing changed. Until finally a new doc said, "let's take you off the birth control pill". I went off and a couple weeks later I was a sex crazed maniac. I just about wore my hubby out. I was completely unaware that the pill could do that and just believed the doctors.......dumb me ( i don't do that anymore). Anyways, there's a whole long story about then how to keep from getting prego and all the side effects and allergic reactions had by both parties involved. Basiclly ending up with hubby getting a Vasectomy.

Well, in planning our Mexico trip several months back I had of course wanted to plan it around my period. In which I did and was very careful in doing so. Not only do you want to ruin the sexual fun, but nude and period just don't mix. There has been some wacky things going on with the bod as of late and my periods have been late and irregular. Ok, now calculating into the future with all of this has put me having my period smack dab during our vacation. Damnnn....!!!! Luckily I had my annual exam on Wednesday at the Gyno and gave her my story, minus the nude part Although, this was the first time I had been to this type of exam just after being waxed. That doesn't pertain to anything, just was new to me. She put me on birth control that I won't have my period for 3 months. I asked her about losing my sex drive and she said it was highly unlikely being on this for such a short time. I can only cross my fingers on this one, but really what other choice do I have?

I am doing the happy dance just at the thought of not having my period for the next 3 months. Yay! I am a little leary about the sex drive though.

So now it's a joke about how well protected we are from getting pregnant.
Vasectomy + Birth Control = Over achievers :)