I find myself giggling every now and then about what a friend of the family said to me about a week ago.
Friend- You guys are going to Cancun pretty soon, huh?
Me - yep.
Friend - Your not going to one of those nude resorts are ya?
Me- (sarcastically, to throw him off ) Yes, that's where we are going.
Friend- You know we stayed in Cancun and there was a nude beach and you know you couldn't even tell the men from the women because they are so tan.
Me- Really? (wanting to just bust a gut)
Friends wife- Yeah, he couldn't stop staring at them as we walked by.
Friend- Yeah those Europeans like to be naked.
Me - Yeah those Europeans..........
(we waved and said hi to many of the gawkers as their wives gave them the shit eye and drug them off by the ear.)